SSC was so wonderful that I don't even know where to begin, so I won't. They say a picture is worth a 1000 words, so maybe they can tell the story better than I can:

(in backward/random order b/c the photo uploader sucks!)

Luke loves us so much that not only did he drink our spit, but he let us dress him up like a sexy sexy transexual hooker ;)

There are no words for how much we love Tina and her penis...I wonder if her cum tastes like OJ too...

Human pizza punishment time! Get there on time bitches!

Workin the camera, baby!

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you our Sultan of the Night!!!

Nick and Luke always has the best facial expressions!

The Big Red minus poo

No matter how hard she tries, Mel just can't get away from the p-nizz being her boss!

Who could possibly look sexier than us three?

Roomies!!!

Gotta have the car ride lovin!

"Don't worry, they're just boobies not strapped in!"
"Over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder"
"Stop 'em from floppin"

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In short, Big Red knows how to represent...from our role call to screaming loud and just being our usual rowdy selves, we def take the cake for enthusiasm and craziness! I'm so incredibly pumped to kick start the semester and have so much faith in @CN. Together we will do great things, all starting with having one hell of a recruitment drive and induction process!